Hamlet 2: A Matty's Patty's Tale

TODAY IS THE DAY MY BEAUTIFUL FREAKS ITS THE SEASON FINALE OF JUST A DASH!!!!! WE DID IT!!! WE MADE A SHOW AND YOU GUYS MY FANS FOLLOWERS LIKERS WATCHERS SHARERS SUBBYS THUMBS UPS LIKED IT LOVED IT AND MAYBE EVEN SOME HATED IT AND THATS OK! I REALLY WANT TO LET YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME! I MADE THIS SHOW NOT KNOWING WHAT WOULD HAPPEN AND I MADE THIS SHOW WITH MY FRIENDS AND WE DID THE BEST WE COULD AND NOW WE GET TO MAKE A NEW SEASON AND MAKE IT BIGGER AND BETTER THAN THE FIRST AND I PROMISE ITLL BE EVEN BETTER BUT THIS SHOW IS THE BEST COOKING SHOW EVER MADE AND THATS BECAUSE WE MADE IT FOR YOU BY FRIENDSHIP AND LOVE! THANK YOU TORT! THANK YOU MICHELLE! THANK YOU CAMERA BEN! THANK YOU FUCKIN SOUNDGUY! AND A HUGE THANK YOU TO JOSH AND EVERYONE APPLESTONE MEAT YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE A PLACE IN MY HEART FOR BELIEVING AND BEING MY FIRST EVER SPONSOR THANK YOU!